i hate it when i need to take a dump, and there is a group of guys sitting in the lobby next to the public restroom. i feel like they’re timing my bathroom usage.. under 2 minutes i’m peeing. over 2 minutes i’m pooing. its embarrassing to know that other people know you are pinching a loaf. i can usually fool them because i am a super fast pooer– in and out under 2 minutes (when you gotta go, you gotta go)! but today i was exposed. a woman came into the bathroom after me and peed in record time and left before i could finish wiping. even though i was out of the bathroom in 1:30 minutes, her speediness let the boys out in the lobby know i was pushin’ out a log. i walked out with my head down in shame.