shiver me timbers

ahoy, mateys! so i took my big buffet dump. it came out a little spicy, but nothing too crazy. it wasnt completely mush.. the logs looked like rolled up mushy submarines… soft and delicate. when i flushed the toilet, they werent ready to ship out to the seven seas yet, so the mushy submarines braced themselves against the porcelain bowl trying to hold on as the whirlpool sucked them down to davy jones’ locker. they left some nice big skid marks.

skidz!

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