toilet monster

When I use the bathroom at home, I usually close the lid before I flush to prevent any invisible poo or pee particles from blasting out of the toilet as it flushes (I’d rather they not land on my tooth brush or on any of my towels). But sometimes I get distracted after I close the lid (my dog barking, the phone ringing.. etc). So when I had to relieve myself this morning, it was a shame to open the lid and see a disintegrating lump of turd in the bowl. I am embarrassed of myself.

surprise!

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