I just got out of the shower and dropped something as I was toweling off. I bent down to get it while on all fours, and I felt something wet on my butt. I looked behind me and my dog’s nose was up my bunghole. LOL. I guess I didn’t wash it well enough in the shower. But in my defense, I took a dump seconds before hopping in the shower. Yeah, I know. I’m still disgusting. I blog about my bowel movements on the web for all the see.. of course I’m disgusting!