Salad Shooter

I had a great week of poops. I’ve been eating salads every day for dinner, and my morning dumps have been fabulous. The logs come out soft and crumble like goat cheese in the toilet, which is a good thing because their girthiness would otherwise cause a torn butthole and clogged toilet. I examined one of the turds after a crap session and saw that most of the crumbled poo was made up of tiny bits of salad greenery. And when I wipe my fart box, there’s not much on the toilet paper so I can use less and save trees. Go Green!

Eat a salad and save your butt and a tree.

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