Plops Away!

Have you ever had a poop where it was so awesome you are still thinking about it hours after you’ve dumped? I ate a huge dinner Saturday night consisting of chicken fried chicken, mashed potatoes, dinner rolls, cornbread, broccoli cheese ‘n rice casserole, and lots and lots of gravy. I was feeling heavy and bloated all night and through Sunday. I was constipated Sunday, so the food was still stewing in me until this morning when I finally had a bowel movement. It was plop after plop, splash after splash. I might have clogged up the toilet if I didn’t flush in the middle of my dumping. It was a clean wipe, too. Poops like those make my day.

Thank you, chicken fried chicken.

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