Fire Butt

This dry, winter weather has not been kind to my skin. Particularly the area around my butthole region. Particulary my butthole. I’ve been having major girthy poops, and they’ve been stretching my bunghole to the max. Today’s dump was no different. It was long (it folded itself in the toilet) and it was thick and it was bloody. TMI? Sorry. But the hemorrhaging came from the tear caused by the fat log. To make it worse, I had spicy food for lunch. Raw fire butt. The stinging was excruciating.

Fire Butt! Not to be confused with Lindsay Lohans Fire Crotch

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