Butt Protection

I pooped another nice one this morning, but my experience did not start out so nice. I went to my usual stall and placed a seat protector on the toilet. I did not notice there was a drop of urine on the seat until the protector soaked through it and formed a wet spot. Being the environmentally conscious and green person I am, I did not want to waste an unused seat protector so instead of trashing it and replacing it with a new one, I stacked six layers of toilet paper (very green of me!) on top of that wet spot to protect my thigh from the lethal drop of pee. However, that was not enough buffer because I still felt the dampness on my skin. When in doubt, use a new seat protector. It’ll save your ass!

Save your ass!

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