I’m usually the last one to leave the office at work, so when I’m alone in my cube I like to push out some farts… the louder the better. I guess I got used to that comfort because about five minutes ago, I had some gas so I forced it out. It was loud. And I was not alone. I had forgotten it’s only 1pm and not 6pm. And it was one of those toots that could not be mistaken for a chair creaking or shoe squeaking. It was a full on major wet bean fart. Thankfully my cubemate is not here at the moment, but my other coworkers scattered around the office are. I haven’t heard any verbal ‘OMG SICK!!’ comments yet, but I know they’re thinking it. I guess I’m fart girl.