Fart Girl for real

I’m usually the last one to leave the office at work, so when I’m alone in my cube I like to push out some farts… the louder the better. I guess I got used to that comfort because about five minutes ago, I had some gas so I forced it out. It was loud. And I was not alone. I had forgotten it’s only 1pm and not 6pm. And it was one of those toots that could not be mistaken for a chair creaking or shoe squeaking. It was a full on major wet bean fart. Thankfully my cubemate is not here at the moment, but my other coworkers scattered around the office are. I haven’t heard any verbal ‘OMG SICK!!’ comments yet, but I know they’re thinking it. I guess I’m fart girl.

Fart Girl

4 Comments

  1. fuck me | | Reply

    I NEED TO SHUT UP CUZ NO ONE CARES THAT I FUCKIN POLLUTE THE AIR AND CAUSE GLOBAL WARMING I’M A HAIRY IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • pooter | | Reply

      don’t be so hard on yourself.

      • fuck myself hard | | Reply

        Shooting out methane gas is NOT a good idea to do. It pollutes the air and freaking I like to see polar bears fuck DON’T CAUSE GLOBAL WARMING PEOPLE COULD ARREST YOU IM AN IDIOT

        • pooter | | Reply

          Fun fact: if you hold in your fart, you risk the chance of having fart breath. Sorry your breath isn’t so good.

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