Most of my poopies are in the shape of logs (or sludge) and they are dark brown. This morning I made a long coiled snakey poop, and it was the color of milk chocolate. Usually it’s the size and shape of my dookies that make me proud, but seeing that my poo was a milk chocolate color instead of a dark chocolate color really made my day. I don’t know why, but that extra brightness in the cocoa dump lit up my face and put a twinkle in my eye. Please note: there was no actual poop in my eye. Just say no to pinkeye.