My friend was right. My co-workers are disgusting. I went into the bathroom today to pee. Walked in to my usual stall. Someone desecrated the toilet. Hard. There was dried pee and poop all encrusted along the inside edge of the toilet seat. How does that happen? How does one smear their poo onto the sides of the toilet seat? It’s completely un-explainable to me. That person had to consciously and physically drag her butt to the side of the toilet as her turd was coming out her a-hole, and paint the sides dookie brown with her poopoo crayon. Either that or she fished her poop out of the toilet to fingerpaint on the seat. Whatever she did, it was no masterpiece. It was a piece of shit.