Un-Sync’d

You know how when you’re with a group of friends and a good song comes on, so all of you sing at the top of your lungs, and then halfway through the song you blurt out the wrong lyrics while everyone else is silent, and you feel like a dumb ass? That happened to me in the bathroom. Sort of.

I had to fart really badly, so I left my office and went to the bathroom. When I got there, I decided to make use of my time and pee as well. Someone else came into the bathroom to pee. We both dropped our pants at the same time and peed together. Our streams flowed in unison. Tinkle tinkle. Then silence. Then I farted a big loud one. She didn’t. It kind of made me feel like a dumb ass.

Our two streams became one... until I farted.

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