I held the elevator door open for a stranger yesterday (he didn’t say thank you). As we were going up, I started to regret holding the door for him (not because he didn’t say thank you) because he totally rips one. Ok, whatever. Farting is natural, I try to ignore it and hold my breath. Then he starts to make noises with his mouth and feet, thinking he can disguise his air bagel and pretend the sound didn’t come from his ass. Oh come on, we all know the unmistakable sound of an anal salute. You can’t fool me. I was more embarrassed for him about his cover up than his actual bean blowing. Own your fart like a man!!