i’m not very skilled when it comes to cooking, but if i do decide to make a home cooked meal, i love to make ground beef with veggies on rice. it tastes pretty good (to me) and smells good too (or so i thought). i have noticed lately that my
Articles from April 2010
i can’t poop
i had the nastiest farts a few days ago. i think it was the result of me eating ungodly amounts of peanut butter. i don’t digest peanut butter very well, but it doesn’t stop me from eating it. anyway, my farts were horrendous. they came out really warm and had
shit naked
i have a fear of being burglarized while popping a squat on the toilet naked. hey, it happens.. i mean the naked shitting part. and the fear of home break ins. sometimes i have an urge to poo right before a shower, and instead of putting my clothes back on
