My coworker sent me a photo of her adorable baby boy. He’s frickin’ adorable alright. I think she’s trying to tell me I shouldn’t want to have kids. And I think it’s working.
Articles from June 2011
Bummer
I was wrong. L-carnitine does not have the magical powers I thought it did. Last week I challenged its effectiveness in rapidly extricating bodily waste by eating a greasy fast food burger every day. I ate it from Wednesday til Saturday. Yep, I gained weight. I still pooped massive amounts
Is this week over yet?
There is a wild woman on the loose at work and she is peeing all over the bathroom floors and toilet seats. Try hovering over a toilet while your feet are weirdly positioned to avoid stepping in and sitting on urine. My thighs are not strong enough for this, but