I am having some major farty-noisy internal gas gurgles right now, and all I can think about is pooping. But I have a deadline I have to make, so no going to the potty just yet. I was writing the description of my project for my client, and instead of
Articles from June 2012
Dr. Poop
I went to the doctor today for my annual check up. I have been going to the same doctor for the last seven years, so she knows me pretty well. She knows that I get constipated a lot. I didn’t get a chance to tell her I couldn’t poop this
FML
Saturday mornings I go to a fitness class outdoors at a park. Before I left for class, I felt a bowel movement, but it wasn’t enough to have to poop. I started driving, and by the time I parked my car, I had a full on turtle head. Shit. I
