SBD

The other night I drank milk and wine and went to the bathroom three times. Later on we went to a bar, and I was still super gassy. I thought I could fart ’cause it was loud in there. Well, nobody could hear it, but I was reminded that farts

Juiciness

When you gotta go, you gotta go. This happened to me today when I walked into the ladies room to take a dump. There were two females gossiping about something juicy. I had no time to reroute myself to the other possible empty bathroom, so I bee-lined it to the