Bathroom Warzone

The women’s restroom at my office is a total wreck by the end of the work day. Toilet paper crumpled everywhere, sticky and dried urine on the floor tiles and toilet seat, and visible traces of feces around the bowls. Looks like my coworkers had a PP and TP fight

Smooth Poo

I took a fat juicy dump and looked in the toilet to admire my creation. To my horror I saw that my poo was a pinkish red color. About three quarters of the poo looked like it was coated with Pepto-Bismol. I thought it was blood and freaked out. As