Pee Probs

The construction guys are back, and they’re putting new tile in my bathroom. But in order to do that they had to dismantle the toilet. They started at 9am this morning and it is now past 12pm. I was hoping they’d be done by lunch because I had to pee

Sadface

Growing old is no fun. Yesterday I bent over and farted. I didn’t know I was going to fart. It just happened, and I didn’t have enough reaction time or sphincter strength to keep my butt from honking. I would not have thought twice about this if it happened at

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