please, ladies

it’s disgusting going into a woman’s bathroom stall to find a toilet seat covered in pee. it especially sucks when you’ve got to go really really badly and there isn’t a second to spare to wipe the seat down before your bladder explodes. ladies, i understand that sitting on a

i’m gross.

this blog entry is super embarrassing and it makes me cringe even at myself, but i guess ill post it because nobody reads this blog anyway, right? i’m known (to myself at least) to take some hard dumps. hard as in i-don’t-drink-enough-water-so-my-poops-are-super-hard kind of hard. they’re basically bricks. yes, they