Fart Girl

It was a great start to the new year at the office yesterday. I had a yogurt for breakfast followed by a couple multi-vitamins. I’m not sure which of the two did it, but I had the worst diarrhea gurgling all morning after breakfast. It was LOUD. So loud that

Corn Nut

I bought a big bag of ranch Corn Nuts and started eating them at my desk. I didn’t want to get ranch flavoring on my fingers, so I used a spoon. Bad idea. Each spoonful contained about six pieces of Corn Nuts. Before I knew it, I was scooping the

Poopy Chicken

I ate an entire box of Chicken in a Biskit yesterday, and last night I had violent explosive diarrhea. It started off as a fast intense pain in my abdomen, which felt like an alien kicking my insides trying to bust through my stomach. That lasted a few minutes until