I held the elevator door open for a stranger yesterday (he didn’t say thank you). As we were going up, I started to regret holding the door for him (not because he didn’t say thank you) because he totally rips one. Ok, whatever. Farting is natural, I try to ignore
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The Gym
I was at the gym on Sunday. It’s usually pretty crowded on the weekends, and I had a spot on the TRX. There was a guy behind me doing some intense ab workouts on the floor. Halfway through my exercise I hear the loudest, bubbliest, wettest anal anthem behind me.
