Sniff Test

I made two mediocre poopies this morning. I still felt bloated afterwards, but I figured I was done for the day. I disrobed for my shower and then felt some movement in my bowels. I stood there with the water on and contemplated whether or not to take a shower.

Old Farts

Big props to my grandparents for having the foulest bowels in my family. They stayed over the weekend in my guest room, which is one room down from mine. The guest bath is deep inside that room and around the corner. My grandmother made a number two in there with