rump shaker

i had a milkshake over the weekend. i am not lactose intolerant, but that milkshake really shook up my bowels. my megacolon produced hot and steamy gas that smelled a lot like rotten eggs. and yep, the smell seeped into my cotton padded chair and trapped my fart molecules in

get up get get down

i love saturdays. i love it because i get to sleep in, i don’t have to work or think of anything work-related, i can do whatever the hell i want, and i can stay up late because tomorrow is sunday. but i love saturdays mostly because it is mega-bowel movement