I hadn’t pooped in three days, and during those three days I was eating nothing but meat. I finally pooped this morning, and it was a doozy. It also hurt like a motherf@*$er coming out, too. Three big boulders. One for each day I didn’t poop. Each one I strained
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Rip Torn Itch
I walked into the office bathroom needing to take a really bad dump. There was a woman at the sink applying her makeup. I hate an audience, but I really had to go. I waddled to the furthest stall and pooped as fast as I could. Suddenly I hear the
backsplash!
i think the title speaks for itself. poop backsplash! ugh!! usually i can tell if i’m going to drop a cannonball into the toilet. when i feel a big one coming, ill scoot my butt up to the front of the toilet seat so that the slanting part of the
