I suffer from travel constipation. It had been 3 days since I pooped. I was feeling bottom-heavy and extremely backed up. I finally felt a mild bowel movement and planned to sit on the hotel toilet until I pushed out the poo that was clogging up my system. I heaved
I guess something really was plugged up my butt when I couldn’t poop for those days. Now that I’m unclogged, I’m back to my normal pooping schedule. I dropped my usual deuce this morning… it’s such a great way to start the day.
Oh, happy day. I pooped! And yes, it was triple times the mega-poop I usually poop. But no clogged toilets thanks to industrial strength flushes here at the office. The poop came out just as I imagined, fast and with a purpose. It wanted to get the hell out of