keep it clean

i had a 1/2lb hamburger patty with all the fixins tonight (cheese, mushrooms, avocado, bacon, lettuce, pico de gallo…on a buttery toasted bun). when i eat this much beef, my insides clog up. so i guess ill be constipated for the next couple of days… which means i wont be

unworthy pos

one of the most unsatisfying things ive ever experienced is needing to drop a five pound turd and only being able to squeeze out a tiny pebble. wtf?! no matter how long i sit on the toilet or how hard i push, all i produce is something unworthy of even