Night Terror

I had my reoccurring nightmare again last night thanks to my unhealthy fear of public restrooms. I had to pee, so I found myself in a dark and dirty public bathroom. Every stall I checked had either urine on the floor or on the toilet seat. When I finally found

Poopoo dance

I hate doing the poopoo dance. It’s very much like the peepee dance, except instead of holding in an exploding bladder, I’m holding in an exploding anus. An exploding anus of exploding diarrhea. I was at the convenience store taking my time looking at snacks. Then all of a sudden,