Supernose

I let my dog out to poo and pee this morning. He was out there for about five minutes unsupervised. He doesn’t always poop in the first five minutes, so when I went out to the backyard I wasn’t sure if he had done his business yet. The grass was

FML

Saturday mornings I go to a fitness class outdoors at a park. Before I left for class, I felt a bowel movement, but it wasn’t enough to have to poop. I started driving, and by the time I parked my car, I had a full on turtle head. Shit. I