Rut Roh

I haven’t pooped in three days, and the weird thing is I don’t feel like I need to poop. Usually when I’m constipated, I feel bottom heavy and my butt feels like it’s carrying a ton of bricks. Not sure what is up there plugging the exit of my bunghole..


Our office cleaning staff props the bathroom entrance door open after mopping the tile floor. I usually wait a little while after the floor has dried before going in, but I always close the door before I take care of business. Today I went to the bathroom and someone was

Poo Flair

Have you ever looked in the toilet after taking a dump and wondered, “when did I eat that?!” I pooped corn the other day, but I have not eaten any corn lately. Or perhaps it was not corn, but something that looked exactly like the shape and color of corn