Croak

I made the most disgusting piece of poop this morning. As I was about to wipe, I peeked into the bowl and was horrified to see a turd in the shape of a dead toad. It was a ginormous, distorted-looking croaked dookie-toad. Real frogs are already hideous. One made out

Ooph

My dog was right. My poops smell horrendous. I just finished taking a dump, so I sneaked a peek at my little gems before wiping and covering my masterpiece with toilet paper. As soon as I looked down, a whiff of poo stench hit my nose hard. It was completely