I held the elevator door open for a stranger yesterday (he didn’t say thank you). As we were going up, I started to regret holding the door for him (not because he didn’t say thank you) because he totally rips one. Ok, whatever. Farting is natural, I try to ignore
I did a terrible thing to myself over the weekend. My lactose intolerant body consumed cheese fondue. Not all cheeses are created equal, and not all cheeses have the same amount of lactose, but the cheese I chose to dunk my dinner in appeared to have copious amounts of lactose
I’ve been constipated for a couple days now, but I had a bowel movement this morning. Today is my day off so I took the opportunity to sit on the toilet for however long necessary until something fell out of my ass. Ten minutes in I farted a few times.