farting is a serious offense in thailand, especially on buses. thanks to CL for this sign shot. i feel like it was made just for me.
i rarely hear my dog fart (though i smell it all the time), and i usually don’t hear the poop slide out his butt, but tonight i heard both, and it made me so proud of my little stinker. is this what motherhood feels like?
went for a nice jog last night and the guy running in front of me farted and blamed it on his dog, but i know the unmistakable sound of a human’s wet fart.