You don’t have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. — Louis C.K.
I pooped a really big poop. It felt good to get all that junk out of me, especially the peanut butter. Then I farted 20 minutes later, and to my surprise, it smelled like I didn’t poop at all. Curses, peanut butter!! It’s going to take a few days of
I am pooping my normal mild logs now after yesterday’s fiasco. I guess stinky poops and farts were on my mind all day yesterday because last night I dreamed that I kept farting little silent but violent pockets of stank everywhere I went. Even in my dream the farts smelled