I made a lengthy log in the toilet this morning. It was about 12 inches, and the back edge sat on top of the drain hole with the tip an inch away from the mouth of the hole, while the other end of the log curved like a banana towards
my workplace may have been voted one of the top places to work for the past four years, but it is definitely not one of the top places to go number one, two or three (diarrhea cha cha cha). not only do the women in my building leave gifts and
i went to the bathroom to take my usual afternoon dump, went to my usual stall, and found a little present waiting for me. someone left a cute little floating nugget in the shape of a brown fluffy cloud in the toilet. thanks, Secret Santa! Merry Christmas to me!!