Good Friday

I got my wish. I’ve been constipated for a few days, and my torn sphincter has healed– no more itchy butt. I had a bowel movement this morning after three days of no pooping, it felt like a boulder was going to exit through my bottom. I sat on the

Special Turd

After two and a half weeks of goat poopies, I am finally passing normal turds. I watched Dr. Oz the other day, and he was saying how your dumps should be in an S-shape in the toilet. He must have really long turds. Mine are usually long enough to make