I am always excited to see my poopies after I eat a meal with a side of corn. I had a spicy dish with my corn, so the poop came out hot and mushy. The corn was nicely embedded into the turds, but because the logs were soft, kernels were
Congratulations are in order. I had twins today. Two identical baby boys (or girls, I couldn’t really tell). They looked to be about the same size with similar lumpinesses. The first one came out this morning at 10:35am, weighing 6.7 ounces and measuring 7 glorious inches. Baby number two came
i made a turd in the shape of a dragon today. it was pretty cute. i was sad to flush it down to never neverland. i wanted to pet it, but that’s gross, so instead i waved goodbye as it swirled down the drain.