I went #2 in the office bathroom this morning. I was alone, so I took my time. Unfortunately someone came in as I was pinching a loaf, and I was having performance anxiety, so I gave a quick but strenuous push. I might have pushed too hard because it kinda
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when my dog goes number two and i pick up his poo with a biodegradable bag (because i love the earth, man!), i like to squeeze his feces between my fingers and mush it all around. it’s kinda fun. anyone else agree? no, just me? ok nm.
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i went to pee in the office bathroom, and i was greeted by the remains of someone’s explosive diarrhea. splashes of it were on the back of the toilet seat and the wall. good grief, what the heck did this person eat for lunch? while i was admiring the work
