January Win

This month hasn’t been a very good poo month until now. I just took the biggest dump of 2014, and it only took me 3 minutes from the time I dropped my pants to zipping them back up and washing my hands. I had a slight bowel movement while sitting

Gesundheit

I’m at the office and I gotta poop real badly, but I’m holding it in as long as I can so that when I get to the toilet the poop will just slide out. Unfortunately, something in my office is giving me allergies, and I just sneezed five times in

Power Pee-er

Yesterday after work, I went into the womens restroom to change into my running clothes. As I was changing, someone came in to pee. When she first started her stream, it was a very tight tinkle. Then two seconds later, she was peeing like a racehorse with a very strong