please, ladies

it’s disgusting going into a woman’s bathroom stall to find a toilet seat covered in pee. it especially sucks when you’ve got to go really really badly and there isn’t a second to spare to wipe the seat down before your bladder explodes. ladies, i understand that sitting on a

sniffy pee

not really fart or poop related, but i ate asparagus for lunch and peed 8 hours later. phew.. asparagus pee is strong! i only ate about 3 small puny (microwaved from frozen) asparagus stalks, and the smell was still as strong as if i ate an entire plate of fresh