i went to pee in the office bathroom, and i was greeted by the remains of someone’s explosive diarrhea. splashes of it were on the back of the toilet seat and the wall. good grief, what the heck did this person eat for lunch? while i was admiring the work

party foul

i was at a concert the other day. it was really really crowded. the tall guy in front of me farted. im slightly deficient in height, so his ass was just below my face. oh dear lord it was so foul, and there was no escaping it. have you ever