Brown Christmas

Hope everyone had a pleasant and wonderful Christmas. I went to a friend’s for a little get together. The house was nicely decorated. The food smelled wonderful. The Christmas spirit was in the air. Until I went to use the guest bathroom. I went to relieve myself with #1, and

shiver me timbers

ahoy, mateys! so i took my big buffet dump. it came out a little spicy, but nothing too crazy. it wasnt completely mush.. the logs looked like rolled up mushy submarines… soft and delicate. when i flushed the toilet, they werent ready to ship out to the seven seas yet,