Brain Fart

I had a pounding headache this morning. It felt like someone punching the inside of my skull. If I bent my head down, I could feel the blood rushing to my forehead and it’d pound even harder. I went to relieve my bladder, and as bent and sat down, my


My dog was right. My poops smell horrendous. I just finished taking a dump, so I sneaked a peek at my little gems before wiping and covering my masterpiece with toilet paper. As soon as I looked down, a whiff of poo stench hit my nose hard. It was completely