Oops I did it again. I let out a big wet voluminous fart in the office thinking I was the only one here at 7pm. After I ripped that one, I peeked around my wall to check if anyone was present. Yes. There are people still at the office. I
Note to self: Do NOT go swimming in the ocean after anus-birthing a mango. That is all.
I got my wish. I had a banana-shaped poop this morning. However, because the mango tore up my bunghole so badly yesterday, it still hurt.. like a fuzzy peach coming out of my fartbox. You know I love pooping (by evidence of having a blog about poops), so never in