I had explosive diarrhea last night. Not once. Not twice. Not even three times. I sat and shat watery brown mud five times. After each session I wiped my butt and flushed, thinking it was over. As I washed my hands, another bowel movement would occur and then my poop
shat
richard simmons poo
i gained 2lbs over the holidays. i know i know.. i didn’t follow my own expired yogurt regimen (i ran out and was too lazy to make a run to the grocery store.. excuses). but those two weeks of food gorging and weight gaining went down the drain (literally) yesterday.
