I did two things today that made me feel like a bathroom newb. 1. I threw my keys on the toiler paper dispenser in haste before I was about to handle my business, and it slid off and almost flew into the toilet. 2. I had to take a dump,
splash
Boom.
Our office cleaning staff props the bathroom entrance door open after mopping the tile floor. I usually wait a little while after the floor has dried before going in, but I always close the door before I take care of business. Today I went to the bathroom and someone was
Gross.
I just had the worst explosive diarrhea experience ever in all my years of having explosive diarrhea. I was holding it in at my desk for a little while because I had to finish up some work. That built up the gas and packed the poo tight up against my
