I am a Lady

I was at my boyfriend’s place eating dinner and watching TV. We had ice cream for dessert. My inability to digest lactose had my intestines gurgling and filling up with gas. I didn’t want to fart next to him because I knew it would be stinky (I’m a really nice


The other night I drank milk and wine and went to the bathroom three times. Later on we went to a bar, and I was still super gassy. I thought I could fart ’cause it was loud in there. Well, nobody could hear it, but I was reminded that farts


I went to the butt doctor this morning. I wasn’t looking forward to getting an anal probing. While I was waiting in the exam room before the doc showed up, I was contemplating whether or not to wipe my fart box with a scented towelette to make the experience less