As some of you may know, when I use the public restroom I like to line the front of the toilet bowl with toilet paper to eliminate any pee splashes. I am also an edge sitter— I sit at the edge of my seat. When you combine those two, I

Productive Day

I hope everyone had a great 4th of July yesterday! Mine wasn’t too bad. I got a haircut, had a steak lunch and a slushie, worked out, ate hot dogs and brownies and ice cream for dinner, played with dogs, had stinky explosive watery diarrhea, then watched a movie. Somewhere