i fed my dog white rice tonight as a treat after his dinner four hours ago. just now i got a whiff of white rice (with a twist of turd). i was confused.. why does it smell like rice in my bedroom? it’s because my dog farted. that is amazing.
dearest p&t friends, apologies to my 3 readers who might or might not have noticed i hadn’t posted anything for a few days. i was on holiday, traveling by air, and unwillingly smelling my neighbor’s muffled farts on the plane. how do the tooters always end up sitting near me?
“he who smelt it, dealt it.” though i cannot always agree with this. whenever my coworker lets out a silent but violent toot, i definitely smell it. and i definitely know it’s not from my bunghole!