canine toot

what is it that makes a dog’s fart so stinky? i can guess the reason if the dog were served people food, but a dog that only eats dog food shouldn’t have flatulence that smells likes its butthole made a deal with the devil. i wonder what my fart would

accidental toot

meetings always stress me out. i don’t know if stress and toots are related, but i came out of that meeting with an enormous amount of gas bubbling inside me. after the meeting, my coworker and i walked outside back to our office. no matter how hard i clenched my